Donkey Bottom

We were at the mall this morning buying David some new clothes. While there, we spent some time at a kiosk that had a lot of board games, puzzles, and other misc. toys. David pointed out a game to me called Smart Ass. We were giggling about that when we noticed the tag line: Even a dumbass can win! and giggled even harder. Thomas noticed us looking at it, saw the donkey on the cover, and asked what the game was called. We said, "Never mind, it has a bad word in it." Well, our little reader sounded it out himself and proudly said, "Smart Ass!" We explained to him that "ass" is a bad word that can either mean a donkey or a person's bottom but that we don't say it. He thought about it for a minute and then said, "Well, I'm just going to call this game Donkey Bottom."